Don’t Look, Spider-Fans. Or Broadway Fans, either.
I DON’T EVEN.
IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
That’s right, kids, these images are from the upcoming yet often delayed and seemingly cursed Broadway Atrocity: Spider-Man, Turn Off The Dark. It’s apparently one of the most expensive Broadway shows of all time. Answer me this, kids: Who is the target audience for this awful, awful thing?