Top 5 Actresses I’d Go Gay For
#5 Keira Knightley
There’s one main reason I dig Keira Knightley—her tiny titties.
When they first photoshopped her boobs bigger for the King Arthur poster, Keira got pissed, and rightfully so. They dropped a couple cup sizes on her request.
She gets a lot of nods for looking like Natalie Portman. What a lot of people don’t know is that she was actually the Decoy Queen for Portman’s breakthrough role as Queen Amidala in Star Wars.
#4 Devon Aoki
Half-Japanese American actress, best-known for her role in Sin City as the deadly assassin, Miho. Asian actresses do need to get some better cred in this country; they get left out a lot because of their height.
She’s also modeled for Lancôme, Chanel, and Versace despite only being 5’5.”
#3 Tina Fey
30 Rock Writer and Actress. She also co-wrote Mean Girls, the one Lindsey Lohan movie that I actually like. I’d tap her over the real Sarah Palin any day.
#2. Natalie Portman
I always knew Natalie was a smart girl (okay actress), but I think it was her rap video for SNL that solidified my love for her.
“When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day;
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay.
I got a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes.
I sit right down on your face. And take a shit!”
Badass woman in my book.
#1 Ellen Page
Best known as Juno, I started crushing on Ellen Page when I saw her interview on the red carpet while at the Oscars for her Best Actress nomination. She was really down-to-earth and visibly uncomfortable with all the celebrity attention she was getting. She even did a cute little awkward “bye!” to the reporter.
Her precocious acting abilities really shine in her lesser known flick Hard Candy.
It’s a very dialogue-based film, very indie. I’d recommend it.