Top 5 Actresses I’d Go Gay For
#5 Keira Knightley
There’s one main reason I dig Keira Knightley—her tiny titties.
When they first photoshopped her boobs bigger for the King Arthur poster, Keira got pissed, and rightfully so. They dropped a couple cup sizes on her request.
She gets a lot of nods for looking like Natalie Portman. What a lot of people don’t know is that she was actually the Decoy Queen for Portman’s breakthrough role as Queen Amidala in Star Wars.
#4 Devon Aoki
Half-Japanese American actress, best-known for her role in Sin City as the deadly assassin, Miho. Asian actresses do need to get some better cred in this country; they get left out a lot because of their height.
She’s also modeled for Lancôme, Chanel, and Versace despite only being 5’5.”
#3 Tina Fey
30 Rock Writer and Actress. She also co-wrote Mean Girls, the one Lindsey Lohan movie that I actually like. I’d tap her over the real Sarah Palin any day.
#2. Natalie Portman
I always knew Natalie was a smart girl (okay actress), but I think it was her rap video for SNL that solidified my love for her.
“When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day;
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay.
I got a def posse and you gotta bunch of dudes.
I sit right down on your face. And take a shit!”
Badass woman in my book.
#1 Ellen Page
Best known as Juno, I started crushing on Ellen Page when I saw her interview on the red carpet while at the Oscars for her Best Actress nomination. She was really down-to-earth and visibly uncomfortable with all the celebrity attention she was getting. She even did a cute little awkward “bye!” to the reporter.
Her precocious acting abilities really shine in her lesser known flick Hard Candy.
It’s a very dialogue-based film, very indie. I’d recommend it.
Very cute article, Muffin. Though ScarJo is pretty high on my personal list. I could be the meat in the Scarlett/Ryan Reynolds sandwich any day.
Oooh, Scarlett Johanson is high on mine as well. Haha. Also Olivia Munn, as she is just too fantastic and gorgeous. Awesome article.
Love it. I’d go gay for Mariska Hargitay… in a hot minute.
I definitely agree with 2, 3 and 5 but I would have to add Anne Hathaway to the list. I love her!
You know, after seeing “Black Swan”, I have to move Mila Kunis a little higher on my list. She’s articulate, smart, beautiful, and that back tattoo is kinda hot!